Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Cold enuf fer ya?

In honor of a 2 hr school- delay because it's -30F windchill today, here's one of my favorite pass along jokes, but a lot of it is soooo true!!!!!

Iowa Temps

60 above zero: Arizonians turn on the heat.
People in Iowa plant gardens.

50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Cedar Rapids sunbathe.

40 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Iowa drive with the windows down.

32 above zero: Distilled water freezes.
The water in Des Moines gets thicker.

20 above zero: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Iowa throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Iowa have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0 People in Miami all die.
Iowans close the windows.

10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico ..
People in Iowa get out their winter coats.

25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Iowa are selling cookies door to door. (True!)

40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Iowa let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Iowans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.

460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Iowa start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

500 below zero: Hell freezes over.
Iowa public schools will open 2 hours late.